Fried Chicken Poo

When I was about 2, I was at a family pool party and had to poo.
So I went in my pants, and then yelled one of my aunts:
"Fried chicken in the pool?"
"No it's one of Danie's stools!"

The end.

Cliff Notes© for Fried Chicken Poo:
Mysterious floating object--actually 2-year old Danie's poo--in jacuzzi is mistaken for a piece of fried chicken.