speaking of poo...

so this one time when i was around 6 or 7 or so, my family and some family friends were chillin' on a boat somewhere near laughlin on the colorado river. my big bro and some of the other kids his age were riding around on a waverunner. i had to poo really bad. so i told my mama i had to poo. but we were out in the middle of the colorado river, so we couldn't get to a bathroom anytime soon. so they decided to hang me off the back of the boat with my pants down and poo in the colorado river. i didn't want to, but i had to poo, and i guess it was better than pooing in my pants. so there i went, pooing into the colorado river. and as i'm pooing, my bro and friends come back and one of the guys said "hey, dude... why do you have poo hanging out your [butt]?" yeah that sucked.

cliffnotes: me. poo. boat. colorado river. poo.