this is my title, this is my gun. this is for fighting...this is for FUN

jack bauer will eat your children. and your children's children for desert....and just for fun.

but i don't think he will. cuz he's jack bauer. he only kills foreigners.

unless of course your kid IS a foreigner.


p.s. who is that hot van damme loook alike? i'll be hot damme, that's pretty good. too bad we don't get to see his face...only joe and his crabshack.

Who is this guy?!

you betta

rekagnize sucka!!!

one time, when i was a small child...my brothers sent me to a turkish prison camp as an april fool's joke. to this day, i still don't get it. i did, however, learn to speak mandarin.

fyi: anonymous lawyer praises slobo milosovic for being a great man. not in the sense that he murdered hundreds of thousands...but as a lawyer. you see, slobo defended himself in court. knowing that he has no chance of getting out of what he did, he took the wrong pills and gave himself a "heart attack". so he pretty much killed himself. his son is screaming murder...i can't blame him. that's what i thought it was. or perhaps jack bauer was in slobo's cell when he got back from court. kudos to anonymous lawyer for a great argument. that's what makes him a great freakin bloggee.

now we gotta get jack bauer inside saddam's cell.

jack bauer owns this site. that's why it's dead.

i think i'll try to put random stuff on here so that it'll be "alive". i hate clicking on here and seeing no new post. i guess it's better to leave something than nothing at all.

here's a little secret:

i look at meechy's blog so i can click on the links. when i'm done with that, i use franny's links to look at more blogs. then i look at jfish or fredster's page to get more links. it's great that everyone links other people's pages. i get to read nothing. all the work of clicking the links and going back and clicking and closing pages...all for nothing.

Life...

something this site is lacking...

how ironic is the title.